Featured Products
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Gourdling Buddy
$69.00A tiny wooden buddy with a gourd for a head and big dreams of becoming your home’s cutest roommate.
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Trunky the Tidyboar
Price range: $198.00 through $298.00He’s got the body of a piglet and the soul of a drawer — and he never loses the remote.
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Sleepy Cluck the Desk Chicken
$68.00Too tired to deal with your nonsense, but happy to vibe on your shelf forever.
Our Story
Every item at Nowhere Near is more than just a product—it’s a little piece of joy.
We believe the things you surround yourself with should bring smiles, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into something magical.
Your surroundings should inspire you – we make that easy. With our curated selection of unique, stylish products, you can create a space that’s as extraordinary as you are.
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Every order is hand-packed and shipped with the attention your home deserves.
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